Candidate for the position of President

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Eddy Gornall

Elections Personal Statement
A Brighter Tomorrow.

Make comedy legal again.

TO make the University of Derby a bigger player on the world stage.
I am a humble man, however,

I volunteered to conduct environmental and sustainable research on the isle of arran and I used my immense network of connection to get Yuno Miles to perform live for the Imaginers society.
I am NOT a politician, I am one of the humble students at this fine academy, and I will not conform to the expectations of higher beings. I Refuse to act as a pawn in the twisted game that controls and weakens the power of the people. my time here I have united the people and their society leaders against the common enemy.
I am simply the clear choice for Students to who look for a man of action and ambition, these are some key goal I plan to achive as president:

Abolish Unnecessary Paid roles.

strive for a greater good, no matter the cost.

Encourage a sense of community by fostering positivity and good vibes.

all out of date food will be left in the library.

Promote our Sport and gaming teams to new heights.

better positive representation for minority groups: LGBTQ+, furries, east east asians, Gamers.

Make history.

Add more charm and uniqueness to the University of Derby by highlighting our eccentric nature and Personality through acquainted action.

Stive to reduce the Universities' overreach into accommodation and the personal life of students, too many people have thier freedoms intruded upon by Big University.

Lower prices.

Increase security on campus.
I am a man made of, by and for the people. Forged from the Magma at the core of the earth.
Unlike my fellow nominees, I will not bend my knee, I will not cower in face of opposition. I promise to stand stalwart in my convictions and make our public image as an institution one to remember and respect. I am the voice of the people, and I refuse to let Derby University fade into obscurity! this is just the beginning


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