Candidate for the position of Football & Futsal Women's - Social Secretary

Juliet Nottingham

Ello lads, 

We are Charlotte and Juliet and we want this role because we truly believe in the benefits of alcoholism. 

Jk realistically we want free entry to Popworld but we do have banging ideas for Wednesday night themes. 

While drunken nights out are the most memorable, we will do our best to make sure everyone’s involved with a balance of sober and not sober socials, we’re all about inclusion here lads. 

Charlotte is also very impressionable drunk and will buy u drinks and you can abuse her vapes. Juliet will offer you absolutely nothing, but we both care about you lot very much and get you home safe possibly with a derby grill in hand. We’ll even get Erin back home when she gets blackout drunk every week 

Basically, we know how important and iconic every Wednesday is for the team, and it would be an honour to put on your best nights of next year <3

Also we have a house next year for pres with a balcony and open invitation to any dogs please bring your dogs xxx

Thank u / diolch xx